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My self-summary

Hey, I’ll be heading into NYC tomorrow! Who wants to hang out?

What I’m doing with my life

Life is a blur. It all goes by so fast, always spinning, always pivoting.

I’m really good at

Being unpredictable.

The first things people usually notice about me

I’m large and in charge.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

• Perfect Storm
• The Day After Tomorrow

• Bob Dylan

The six things I could never do without

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Hurricane Schwartz

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How people will remember me. Legacies, bro!

On a typical Friday night I am

Cruisin’ out over the Atlantic, lookin’ to stir up some trouble.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I like to blow people. Like, all people. And sometimes….animals too o.O I know, it’s a bad habit. And trees?! Ugh, plz don’t judge me!

You should message me if

You want to invite me to your party. Or, you know, if you just leave the door open, I’ll probably come sweeping through…

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